Black People : Hood I.Q. Test

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  1. THA HOOKUPMAN

    THA HOOKUPMAN Banned MEMBER

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    Hood I.Q. Test
    1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)


    2.You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception.(8 points)


    3.You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on.(7 points)


    4.You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.(6 points)


    5.You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.( 5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)


    6.If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis.(3 points)


    7.If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)


    8.If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord.(15 points)


    9.If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)


    10.If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance? check _yes, _no or_maybe."(7 points)


    11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(9 points)


    12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar.(4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar.)


    13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each) hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light Stop!)


    14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points+2 if he rang a bell. and 4 pts if he played R&B.


    15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks,baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick,big league chew, jolly ranchers(wine candy), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.


    16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers" (6 points)


    17. If you've ever run from the police on foot.; (5 points+ 5 if you got away)


    18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set.(6 points + 4 if you owned some)


    19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)


    20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape.(5 points)


    21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses(3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.


    22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic.(2 points)


    23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour.(1 point)


    24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.


    25. You've ever used tussy. (9 points)


    26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)


    27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them.(4 points)


    28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points): kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc.


    29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.(3 points)


    30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.(2 points)


    31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)(3 points)


    32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember),frigerator, etc.


    33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points)


    34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)


    35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)


    36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated.(3 points)


    37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)


    38. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)


    39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)


    40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or= jelly. (8 points)


    41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)


    42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3points)


    43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)


    44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)

    45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)


    46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.(7 points)


    47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)


    48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)


    49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the bank-head bounce. (15 points)


    50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)


    Scoring



    0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
    31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
    61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
    101-130 - You lived a few years in the hood and then moved to the
    suburbs.
    131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood
    life.
    161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in
    the hood.
    201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!


    :hearts2: :hearts2: :hearts2: :bye: :bye: :bye: :bye: :happens:
     
  2. MANASIAC

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    I cannot I am believe Ghetto FABULOUS!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  3. $$RICH$$

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    now dis just too GETTO i mean i must be the KING of the hood
    my score rock in at 267 on some flap jackz whewwwwwwwww!!!
    i'z be getto fabulous well i alwayz said i'ma from da heart of the hood
    on da westside of da getto ........lol whew 2~6~7 good lottery number
    let me go play dat now i holla !!!!!!
     
  4. Nubian One

    Nubian One Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    You can take the sistah out the hood.. but you can't take the hood out the sistah...
    indeed!!


    I never reallythought of myself as Ghetto Fab.. but *shrugs*... if thats what i am.. not gonna deny it ..
     
  5. angelicsage

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    Hmmmm...well, lol...

    My score was a HUGE GRANDIOSQUE calculation of * 85 *

    which according to the rubric means...that...(61 - 100)

    I may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: til...I'm blue

    I may not be Ghettofab...but I'm down...I really am...*shrugging shoulders*

    I can be ghetto, fa sho...shoooooo, lol ~ I wanna re-count...


    This is hillarious Hookup... :spin: can't wait to see other scores, lol
     
  6. Prizefighter16

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    Yeah i got a 85 too...but im madd young, so i ain't got no car, and i don't wear that stank cologne (i haved used tussy deoderant) and questions was too specific...like the one about usin pliers to turn on a tv. I stick my hand inside the little hole in the front to turn mine on. that's like 20 pts right there. and i be bangin my tv if it ain't workin..that's 10pts... im just kiddin... it's all good.
    But i have been told that im too ghetto. like one time my lips was chapped(and you know how that goes) and i ain't feel like buyin no chapstick cause i be losin it..so i took a water bottle cap and i put some vaseline in there...and then i put some ceran wrap over that. and i was good to go for like a week.
     
  7. watzinaname

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    Hmmmm...I only scored a 90, but I did live in the hood years ago...go figure. This was fun Hookup.
     
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    see y'all the math to getto-ness + all the mixture of life in da hood x sugar bread
    and rolling tires to wooden go carts + dem wild games and can't buy new stuff
    so we did what we had to - just to make it work = 267 yeap i'ma getto fab fo sure.

    com'mo y'all take da test coz i'z be seeing dat getto in folkz don't be shame
    of who u are and what u are if u getto ya from da hood me i'z be from da ole
    22nd streek hood on dat westside of Chicago str8 out the inner city but this
    was too much locking me up with all these points well now y'all know i'm getto!
    shootttttttttttttttttt!!! man , o'well
     
  9. MzBlkAngel

    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    193 lol

    born and raised and still there and it aint nothing to be shame of....
    I love my hood heck I own a house right up in the middle....:lol:
    Then again its only what you make it.....

    I feel ya Rich I feel ya

    Oh my Aunt owned the candy store on the corner and sold home-made freeze pops and penny candy

    And the past few years I own a candy store penny candy across the street from a school...so I should get say 20 more points.....:lol:
     
  10. toylin

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    101-130 - You lived a few years in the hood and then moved to the
    suburbs.

    So true, so true. LOL! I hate to say it, but these tests are fun!
     
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