Black Jokes Humor : Holy Land

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

    The mother-in-law dies.

    They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

    The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

    The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

    The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh no, now that's cold, in fact ...that's icy, but funny.
     
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    very chilly funny ......lol hahahahaha!
     
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    Wow....guess he wanted her to stay gone. Pretty funny.
     
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    this one still give me chills and bust my side in laughter
     
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