Black Jokes Humor : Hide Yo Wife

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  1. mywordsfly

    mywordsfly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Allright, so it's a lame Christian joke, but lemme splain. I happened to be trolling through the internet and found "Christian Memes". When I saw this picture, and looked up the verse, I actually laughed. It's too perfect.


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    Here it is for you all so you don't have to look ;) :

    Joel 2: 9 They leap upon the city; they run upon the wall; they climb up into the houses; they enter in at the windows like a thief.

    How. How was this verse in the bible. And who read of it and thought, "Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids."

    I laughed, I hope someone smiles.
     
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    :icon13: ... :facepalm: ... :huh2: ... :nocomment: ... :snapoutofit:


     
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    Oh my dear woman, this is NOT funny.
     
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    To make sure: mywordsfly



    When I saw this, I immediately thought of you mywordsfly, lol... Now this is funny:


    Armed robbery 1900 block of Burgundy 4/27/13 5:05AM

    In fact, I made a special trip back to Destee to post this for ya...Hope you can see the humor, big laughs
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Peace In sister,



     
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    mywordsfly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was cool. It made me smile, but it didn't make me laugh. I did jump up and applaud so perhaps that's the same thing???

    I think that I was just impressed at how closely the verse matched. I imagined his voice, perhaps.
     
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    Kadijah Banned MEMBER

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    Now this was funny! And gratifying. :lol:
    Posting BIBLE verses (even if it's from the HEBREW bible) about criminals, then putting a black face to it, ain't no ways funny. It's doing white folks work, i.e., the propaganda of black CRIMINALITY, for them. :11500:
     
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    Well, at least I got you to smile, great!:)
     
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    Yup, real funny, glad you liked it...

     
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    This joke is proof that you can find a scripture in the Bible to support anything you want to do
     
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    yup...the swiss army knife of religious texts....


    one love
    khasm
     
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