Black Jokes Humor : heroic act

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the
    deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly
    jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

    When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered
    her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
    mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
    patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
    with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
    dead"

    Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

    How soon can I go home?"
     
  2. PurpleMoons

    PurpleMoons Administrator STAFF

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    now you know thats just wrong!!!!

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Keep her right there...the yellow bus is on the way :bus:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.................hahahahahaha dis one took me under get on da bus now !
    whewwww!
     
  5. mahoganyqueen

    mahoganyqueen Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I bet she'll be getting out soon. That was too funny.
     
  6. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now, that's a daggone shame...LOL...Thanks for the funny!!!
     
  7. Prizefighter16

    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that was sad, and hilarious
     
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