Black Jokes Humor : Here's Your Sign

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way
    you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
    It would be like "Excuse me ... oops, never mind. I didn't see your
    sign."

    It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our
    house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.
    My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just
    pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it
    takes. Here's your sign."

    A couple of months ago, I went fishing with a buddy of mine. We
    pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of
    bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them
    fish?"

    "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

    I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
    playing with his little friend. He had hit his friend, so I went up
    to him and I said, as I smacked the boy, "Hey, we don't hit." He
    looked up at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad."

    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
    There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to
    test that ... "All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
    good ... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell
    us if it hurts when they bite you."

    "Well, all right ... hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it."

    Several weeks ago I was driving around and I had a flat tire. I
    pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations. The
    attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
    said, "Tire go flat?"

    I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. No, I was driving around and those
    other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
    the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to
    the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
    pipe, then goes, "Darn! That's hot!" See ... If he'd been wearing his
    sign, I could have stopped him. :insane:
     
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    lol .............. this one goes a long long way !
    guess what i just went into sign business for dumb dumbs !!
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Okay this one is cute, I liked it :laugh:
     
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