Black Jokes Humor : Here's Your Sign (part 2)

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I recently saw a young lady crying beside her car."Do you need some help?"
    She replied,"I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they have a battery for this across the road at the convenience store?" Humm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too? I asked. "No, just this remote,"she answered. She handed it and the car key to me. As I took the keys and manually unlocked the door, I replied,"why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk." Here's Your Sign!

    I have a friend who's really stupid. Over the summer I dyed my hair red and didn't tell anyone about it. So one day, she phoned to go shopping, and when I saw her she said,"Oh you dyed your hair!" Then she asked what colour.

    An old friend had a burned out turn signal on his truck. After telling him about it, he asked,"Do you think it needs blinker fluid?"
    He really needs a sign!

    Went to a friends house the other day and she was in the kitchen cooking. It took her over 1 hour to cook Minute Rice!
    Where is her Sign!

    :hammer2:
     
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    sho nuff a sign ...............lol
     
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