GOT YOU!
Take THAT!
You dirty ol’ putty tat
Mangy, messed up, faced scratched
Ally Cat
Been fightin’ wit wolves and expect me
To nurture that
Feed you from a bottle, warm milk
But you neva holla back
Get out outta my house!! Cuz you stink
And I can’t be havin that,
Thinkin you the Heathcliff of the hood
Like Im supposed to be sittin back
While you trickin and treatin, hella naw!
You gots the wrong Persian jack
You can start thinking of me
as that prissy white fluffy cat
Getting all high sidity
Finally comfortable with all this pretty
Finally comfortable in this body
Finally comfortable without you with me.
So peace out pissy!
Don’t meow when you miss me
Ima prance my toes right pass you
Into the arms of my new kissy!
A real Cat…coyly knows how to handle dat
While you chasin gutter rats
I’ll b suckin lobster backs
Sluuurp!
Taste real good.
And Compliments my wine, as it should
Compliments the new me
And the new me is doing good
So peace be with you
And all the fishbones your searchin through
I hope u find that one wish bone,
That’ll talk some sense into u
But as for me?
I done moved up like George and Weezy
Im doing real good now
So dont meow when you miss me.
And get your @ss off my porch.
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