Calling all Heffas! And you know who you are.
Come to the front of the line. Don’t make me pull ya card.
You are so ghetto fabulous! Always trying to be hard!
Since I can’t call your names, how about I just say,
for right now you’ll be Shaniqua and Alize.
Is that okay? I know you said no but imma do it anyway.
Because ya’ll know me! And that’s just my way.
Now what I wanted you Heffas to know is that you
bring me joy! You make me laugh.
And even if I don’t wanna hear it, you tell me ‘bout my ***!
But since I started this Heffa Club thang, I won’t trip.
I’ll just say that you are:
The hot sauce on my chips.
My aces.
My oaSIS in the middle of a desert.
You are my tried and true Heffas!
Now for those of you who can’t get wit dis hea.
Don’t worry about it. Have no fear.
It’s a sister thang that you might not understand.
But if you think that you can feel me. Just wave ya hands!
Come to the front of the line. Don’t make me pull ya card.
You are so ghetto fabulous! Always trying to be hard!
Since I can’t call your names, how about I just say,
for right now you’ll be Shaniqua and Alize.
Is that okay? I know you said no but imma do it anyway.
Because ya’ll know me! And that’s just my way.
Now what I wanted you Heffas to know is that you
bring me joy! You make me laugh.
And even if I don’t wanna hear it, you tell me ‘bout my ***!
But since I started this Heffa Club thang, I won’t trip.
I’ll just say that you are:
The hot sauce on my chips.
My aces.
My oaSIS in the middle of a desert.
You are my tried and true Heffas!
Now for those of you who can’t get wit dis hea.
Don’t worry about it. Have no fear.
It’s a sister thang that you might not understand.
But if you think that you can feel me. Just wave ya hands!