Black Jokes Humor : Health and Exercise

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had
    died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years
    mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

    When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
    mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master
    bath suite and Jacuzzi.

    As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all
    this was going to cost.
    "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

    Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course
    that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges
    everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing
    the great golf courses on earth.

    The old man asked, "What are the green fees?".
    Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

    Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch
    with the cuisines of the world laid out.
    "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
    "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied
    with some exasperation.
    "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old
    man asked timidly.

    Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you
    like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get
    sick. This is Heaven."

    With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his
    hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.

    Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was
    wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault.
    If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been
    here ten years ago!"
    :angel1:
     
  2. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was cute!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    nice very nice ....lol the gates are open
     
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    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: :lol: I liked that one
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Well gee, I guess the man has had the munchies for years, lol.
     
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