Black Jokes Humor : Healing

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV.

    The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their
    TV set,
    place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part
    where they wanted to be healed.

    Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on
    the
    set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her
    to have great pain.

    Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand ont he set
    and
    his left hand on his crotch.

    Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The
    purpose
    of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead." :haha:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol....... this was wild
     
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    This grandma sounds like the little old lady at the church...this was funny.
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    But didn't Jesus raise from the dead? ...hahahaaa
     
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    lolololol lawd :cry: that was funny
     
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    Lazarus come forth... lol... funny as hell!
     
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