Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The other old lady was curious and asked her friend, "What's that?" Her friend replied, "A condom." "Where'd you get it?" "You can get them at any drugstore." So the next day the old lady goes to her local drugstore and askes the pharmacist for a pack of condoms, the guy looks at her kind of strangely but politely asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."