Pastor notices a half drunken man Pastor decides the man has to find Jesus to be saved so he prepares to baptise him He stands in the river with the man and holds the man's head under water Lifts him out and says: "Have u found Jesus?" Man says "No" Pastor holds the man under water a bit longer this time Lifts him out and say: "Have you found Jesus?" Again man replies "No" Pastor holds him even longer under water and lifts him out and ask him again: Have you found Jesus yet?" Man replies: "No! Are you sure this is where he fell?"