Black Jokes Humor : Have U Found Jesus?

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  1. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Pastor notices a half drunken man

    Pastor decides the man has to find Jesus to be saved so he prepares to baptise him

    He stands in the river with the man and holds the man's head under water

    Lifts him out and says: "Have u found Jesus?"

    Man says "No"

    Pastor holds the man under water a bit longer this time

    Lifts him out and say: "Have you found Jesus?"

    Again man replies "No"

    Pastor holds him even longer under water and lifts him out and ask him again: Have you found Jesus yet?"

    Man replies: "No! Are you sure this is where he fell?"
     
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    hiphopolx Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL

    :haha:

    I like that one
     
  3. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whilst searching for something I posted I came across this....again... LOL
     
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    lol....
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Think he fell somewhere else.lol.
    I like this one
     
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    Jahari Kavi Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lmao...hahahaha
     
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