Black Jokes Humor : Happy Halloween

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO
    HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE
    LOCAL BROTHEL.

    THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
    MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
    EACH BED.
    THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON
    THEM.

    THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

    THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
    CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

    AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
    WAS DEAD!"

    "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"

    "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

    HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

    "A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

    "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER
    A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW
     
  2. Aaliyahmonet

    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL

    I liked that lol..........One of my college classmates was talking about dead hookers in the streets, i wanted to hit him upside his head, but i didnt. Nice post.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.........rubber maid
     
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    Did they have blonde hair?
    LOL
     
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    lol y'all crazy ........
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I feel ya on that one Ibrahim :lol:
     
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