Happy Birthday Eve
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If I have
Spread my legs
Wide enough
Did I
Forget
To pick up the eggs
At the grocery store?
And
On my next visit
To the gynecologist
Should I ask her
To replace
The rubber bands
Inside my uterus
With the
New and improved
Deluxe
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If my
Double-D cup bosoms
Will ever be
Full enough
Oh
Did I forget
To iron your shirts
With starch
This time
Or
Will my
Hard nipples
Pressed up against
Your forefather's skin
Make you rise
To this ocassion
And leave you
Stiff enough
And
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If my
Painted toe nails
Will ever point
Far enough
Can you see me
Sitting here
On the edge
Of this new horizon
Wondering
When the
History of woman
Will finally
Make you feel
Proud enough
Or
Did you forget
To wish Eve
A Happy Birthday...
*From the vagina chronicles*
All Rights Reserved
Hunter
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If I have
Spread my legs
Wide enough
Did I
Forget
To pick up the eggs
At the grocery store?
And
On my next visit
To the gynecologist
Should I ask her
To replace
The rubber bands
Inside my uterus
With the
New and improved
Deluxe
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If my
Double-D cup bosoms
Will ever be
Full enough
Oh
Did I forget
To iron your shirts
With starch
This time
Or
Will my
Hard nipples
Pressed up against
Your forefather's skin
Make you rise
To this ocassion
And leave you
Stiff enough
And
It is the
Eve
Of my
Womanhood's
Birthday
And
I sit
Wondering
If my
Painted toe nails
Will ever point
Far enough
Can you see me
Sitting here
On the edge
Of this new horizon
Wondering
When the
History of woman
Will finally
Make you feel
Proud enough
Or
Did you forget
To wish Eve
A Happy Birthday...
*From the vagina chronicles*
All Rights Reserved
Hunter