Black Jokes Humor : Halloween

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.

    He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.

    "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

    A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

    Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint.

    The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel.

    Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your :censored: (a**) and go as a Candy Apple!"
     
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    lol.................lmao dat was a good one
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Guess they felt he was being a pain in the ___, hence the final costume suggestion...lol.
     
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    just in time to make a change , i really want that one !
    lol..........
     
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