Black Jokes Humor : GUILTY

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A police officer pulls over this guy who's been
    weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to
    the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to
    blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that.
    I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really
    bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station
    to give a blood sample."

    "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do
    that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then, we need a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a
    diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk
    this white line."

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm drunk."
     
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    this one for the road worriors
    lol
    thankz for this side buster
     
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