Black Jokes Humor : Great Product

Slowly

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Feb 20, 2006
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electronic technician
Dear Tide:



I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all

of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I

am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I

spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and

uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and

generally started becoming mean and a pain.



One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new

white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and

to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!



In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by

yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative; and

then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a

suspect in the disappearance of my husband.



What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a

murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great
product!



Well, gotta go; have to write to the Hefty bag people;
 

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