Black Jokes Humor : Great Product

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by Slowly, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. Slowly

    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dear Tide:



    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all

    of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I

    am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I

    spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and

    uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and

    generally started becoming mean and a pain.



    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new

    white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and

    to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!



    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by

    yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative; and

    then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a

    suspect in the disappearance of my husband.



    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a

    murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great
    product!



    Well, gotta go; have to write to the Hefty bag people;
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    well that
    something to Cheer about in a downy sponge bath ....
     
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