A man was caught in a thunderstorm when he saw the lights of a farm house. When he knocked on the door the farmer's wife took him in. She gave him some dry clothes to wear and told him to get warm by the fire. Then she gave him some milk in a very large mug. Man: This has got to be the sweetest milk I have ever tasted. Wife: Yes old Elsie does pretty good since we started feeding her sugar. We found a rat in the bucket but I guess that didn't spoil the taste for ya. The man gasped and sputtered . He grabbed his mouth and in doing so the large mug fell and shattered on the stone floor. Just then the wife brought a broom down on his head. Wife: You ingrae! I take you in out of the cold and rain, give you dry clothes to wear, let you warm by my fire and give you sweet milk to drink and this is how you thank me--by breaking the children's potty chair!