Black Jokes Humor : Grandma

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
    wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday
    were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well,
    but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning
    off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
    straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
    again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
    left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
    members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase
    around her waist to hold her up.

    A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma
    and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are
    they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote
    a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    gotta come out sooner or later :explode: ...lol
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Awww, the poor woman probably feels like she's gonna explode. lol
     
  5. Keita Kenyatta

    Keita Kenyatta going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    I can relate to the leaning part.
     
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    Jaisolovely Well-Known Member MEMBER

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