A man goes to the store to buy a night gown for his wife. The sales clerk takes one off the rack and holds it up in front of him. "This is $200," she says. "I want one more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "I want one even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500." "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her. He says, "Put this on and come downstairs and model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "this thing is so thin I'm going to go downstairs naked, and the old coot won't even notice that I'm not wearing anything. Tomorrow when he's gone, I'll take it back and keep the money for myself." So his wife comes down wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. "So, how do you like it?" she says. He says, "dam... for $500 you'd think they'd at least iron the dam thing!"