Black Jokes Humor : Goodbye to Mother

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the yard.

    Our cab arrived, and as we left the house, the cat ran back in. Grrrr. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because it always tries to eat the bird.

    So my wife goes out to the taxi, while I go inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night - she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'

    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid ^%*!@ - she was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her butt downstairs and threw her in the backyard!'

    The cab driver hit a parked car.

    :eek:

    :lol:
     
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    Z,

    this is too funny, I am cracking up!:qqb006:

    Remby
     
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    slow down

    brethren slow down

    lol
     
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    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Goodbye, Mother :)

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

    "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

    "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

    "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ?

    It would make me feel so much better."

    "Sure," answered the young man.

    As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

    As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

    "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

    "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
     
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    smh...s m h
     
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    Wonder what made him feel more irate, feeling sorry for this con artist in the first place, or being expected to cough up that grocery money? lol
     
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