Black Jokes Humor : GOOD INFO

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Anyone who has ever been/had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this.

    A woman called a local hospital -- "Hello Could you connect me to the
    person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a
    patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

    The voice on the other end said "What is the patients name and room number?"

    "Sarah Finkel, Room 302."
    "I'll connect you to the nursing station".
    "Third floor nursing station . How can I help you?"
    "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302."
    "Just a moment. Let me look at her records.
    Mrs. Finkel is very well. In fact she had two full meals, her blood
    pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple
    of hours, and if she continues this improvement, Dr Cohen is going to
    send her home on Tuesday."

    The woman said " What a relief' Oh, that's fantastic. That's wonderful news".

    The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it, you are a close family
    member, or are you a very close friend?"

    "Neither. I'm Sarah Finkel in Room 302. Nobody tells me shi$".
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    As the old saying goes...
    It's more than one way to skin a cat! ...lol
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.............that was wild .
    first time i heard about it was the reply .....lol
     
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