a fellow finds himself n front of the pearly gates. St. peter explains that it's not easy to get n2 heaven. there 4 some criteria that must b met before entry is allowed. 4 example, was the man a church-goer or religious? no? st. peter told him that's bad. was he generous, giving $ 2 the poor or 2 charities? no? st. peter told him that that, 2, was bad. did he do any good deeds, such as helping his neighbor? anything? no? st. peter was becoming concerned. xasperated, the saint says, "look, everybody does something nice sometime. work w me, here! i'm trying 2 help. now think!" the man thinks 4 a minute, then says, "well, i did help this old lady once. i came out of a store & saw that a dozen hell's angels had taken her purse & were shoving her around. i threw my bags down & got her purse back, then i told the biggest biker there that he was cowardly & i spat n his face." "wow," said st. peter, "that's impressive! when did this happen?" "oh, about 15 minutes ago," replied the man.