i fantasizaed about models shaped like bottles ooh-wee!
i fell in love with a stripper who would take my dollars and flee
i've learned to be careful and honest as i can be
she said she would'nt lie that's what she promised to me
to be modest, she told the truth but, something bothered me
she was the type to be home a quarter after three
i denied and tried not to listen when they gossiped to me
found out i was'nt the only one in her apple bottom jeans
money became the motivation i needed lots of cheese
stayin' out of the way of crooked cops and police
life is a female dog, her jaws lock on and squeeze
and she'll shake until you bleed and beg out please!
the pain of heartbreak exceeds human psychology
then i met you babe, and you smiled at me
beautiful, golden, nubian with a college degree
pretty round brown gluteus gots to be a dream
keeper of my milk and honey, silk and linen things
made my days sunny said my money was obselete
i behaved like a naughty prince but, she made me a king
i used to want a princess bride or possibly a queen
i fantasized about models shaped like bottles ooh-wee!
but, you sound like a goddess to me
i see you
i fell in love with a stripper who would take my dollars and flee
i've learned to be careful and honest as i can be
she said she would'nt lie that's what she promised to me
to be modest, she told the truth but, something bothered me
she was the type to be home a quarter after three
i denied and tried not to listen when they gossiped to me
found out i was'nt the only one in her apple bottom jeans
money became the motivation i needed lots of cheese
stayin' out of the way of crooked cops and police
life is a female dog, her jaws lock on and squeeze
and she'll shake until you bleed and beg out please!
the pain of heartbreak exceeds human psychology
then i met you babe, and you smiled at me
beautiful, golden, nubian with a college degree
pretty round brown gluteus gots to be a dream
keeper of my milk and honey, silk and linen things
made my days sunny said my money was obselete
i behaved like a naughty prince but, she made me a king
i used to want a princess bride or possibly a queen
i fantasized about models shaped like bottles ooh-wee!
but, you sound like a goddess to me
i see you