Black Jokes Humor : Girls Night Out

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married:

    The other night my wife was invited out for a night with "the girls." she told me that she would be home by midnight, She said... "I promise!"

    :fyi: Here is how things went down...

    The next morning I asked her what time she got in, and she told me "Midnight".

    Then I said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked me why, I said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahahaa bustin my side on this one ........good one i may add lmbo
     
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    Good one :lol: :lol:
     
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    why bother getting pissed off?:lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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