Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married: The other night my wife was invited out for a night with "the girls." she told me that she would be home by midnight, She said... "I promise!" Here is how things went down... The next morning I asked her what time she got in, and she told me "Midnight". Then I said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked me why, I said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.