Black Jokes Humor : Girl On The Beach

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  1. Nasheed

    Nasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One day a man was jogging along the beach when he ran up on a woman with no arms or legs crying. He stopped and asked "What's wrong?' She replied, "I've never been hugged before". So the man looked around to make sure no was watching, picked her up and hugged her. She smiled and he ran off.
    As he was coming back by, he noticed her crying again. He said, "What's wrong?" And she replied" I never been kissed before". So the man looked around again , picked her up, kissed her and went on his way.
    As he came back by, he noticed her crying again. He said" D@#N, now what's wrong with you?" She replied, "I have never been f***** before". So the man looked around, picked her up, and threw her in the ocean and said "Now your F*****!:haha:
     
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    what!!!!!.................lol
     
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