Black Jokes Humor : GHETTO SPELLING BEE

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ghetto Spelling Bee
    1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

    2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

    3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

    4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

    5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

    6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

    7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

    8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

    9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

    10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

    11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

    12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

    13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

    14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

    15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

    16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

    17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

    18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

    19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

    20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
     
  2. spicybrown

    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ghetto antics can make one frantic. That was hilarious, ebonically speaking.
    You can actually turn that into a flow:)
     
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    lol , this was funny what a ghetto bee this be
     
  4. Ala

    Ala Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Fun to read , Thanks

    :dance3: i like that first one i was laughing after that ............. and on and on .Keep em comin , These folks need to be trying to join Destees, they dont kknow what they missing , but after all they really dont so.........
     
  5. FLATFOOTFLOOGIE

    FLATFOOTFLOOGIE Banned MEMBER

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    I didn't find that funny at all.
     
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