Black Jokes Humor : gender

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  1. jamesfrmphilly

    jamesfrmphilly going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

    Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


    A Tire is Male, because it goes
    bald and it's often over-inflated.


    A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


    Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


    A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.


    A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


    An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


    A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


    A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
     
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    lol i like these
    and lmao @ the remote control coz it's sho nuff on point....lol
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Your right about the remote ...:lol:
     
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    you fuddy duddy you......

    You're funny Brother James.....this is so true.:laugh: :rolling:
     
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