Black Jokes Humor : Gambling Blonde

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    sista queentswana, I know you just love these blonde jokes. So here's another one.:)

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
    attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
    twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
    topless."

    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
    "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...

    "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
    asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

    Moral ---
    Not all Southerners are stupid.
    Not all blondes are dumb.
    But, all men..... are men.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    really................lol
     
  3. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hahaha ...men, won't live with em..can't live without em.
     
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    sonnee01 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Talk about a distraction.. huh???
     
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