1 of the city's top cardiac specialists died. @ his funeral, his coffin was placed n front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. when the pastor finished the sermon, & everyone said their good byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, & the heart closed again. it was a majestic tribute 2 the much loved cardiologist. suddenly, one of the mourners burst n2 a fit of laughter. irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next 2 him asked, y r ulaughing? "i was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "i'm a gynecologist."