Black Jokes Humor : funeral

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    1 of the city's top cardiac specialists died. @ his funeral, his coffin was placed n front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.
    when the pastor finished the sermon, & everyone said their good byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, & the heart closed again. it was a majestic tribute 2 the much loved cardiologist.
    suddenly, one of the mourners burst n2 a fit of laughter. irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next 2 him asked, y r ulaughing?

    "i was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "i'm a gynecologist."
     
  2. poeticdelight

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    oooooooooh that's low

    real low

    pd

    good one :)
     
  3. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    yeah, that was lo, even 4 me. glad u ve got such a rich sense of humor. hey, i ve been lookin out 4 some of ur poetry. b4 i 4get, i ll b posting some redneck medical terms that i think u ll really enjoy soon. pls b on the lookout 4 those, they re a hoot.

    thanks
     
  4. Nita

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    Haaaaa!!!!

    F U N N Y :heart:
     
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    LOL Doc Parker ... :lol:

    :jumping: Nitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! :jumping:

    Gurl I have missed you ... soooooo good to see you posting again!

    I'm hoping that all is well with you and we'll see you more regularly! :love:

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hey Des

    Sorry so late...hehehehehe
    I'm glad I'm back :wink: :peace:


     
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    I guess he won't mind when his time comes...lol
     
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