Black Jokes Humor : French Horn

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

    "Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

    The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

    "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

    The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

    "Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
     
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    frenchie and pleasing ........lol
     
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    all wrapped up in it, was she? stay away from the picolo player then!
     
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