Black Jokes Humor : French Class

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  1. toylin

    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A French teacher was explaining to her class
    that in

    French, unlike English, nouns are designated
    as either masculine or feminine. e.g.
    "House" is feminine -"la maison",
    "Pencil" is masculine - "le crayon."

    A student asked, "What gender is a computer"?

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher
    split the class into two groups -- male and
    female and asked them to decide for
    themselves whether "computer" should be a
    masculine or feminine noun. Each group
    was asked to give four reasons for their
    recommendation.

    The men's group decided that "computer"
    should definitely be of the feminine gender
    ("la computer"), because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their
    internal logic;
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
    incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in
    long term memory for immediate later
    retrieval;
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to
    one, you find yourself spending half your
    paycheck on accessories for it.

    (no chuckling guys .. this gets better!!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that
    computers should be masculine
    ("le computer"), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you
    have to turn them on;
    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
    for themselves;
    3. They are supposed to help you solve
    problems, but half the time they ARE the
    problem;
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize
    that if you had waited a little longer, you
    could have gotten a better model.

    The women won.
     
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    real cute ............lol
     
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    The war of the sexes, 21st century style, I guess. LOL
     
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    i see lol............
     
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