FRANCIS & JOBE A Woman walks into a church one day and goes up to the priest. She says to the Priest, "Father, I have a problem, I have two female talking Parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the Father asks. She replies, They say, "Hi we're Prostitutes do you want to have some fun?" "That's is unheard of!" they Priest screamed. The Priest pauses for a moment and says, "I may have the solution to your problem, I also have two talking Parrots, mine though are Male. I have taught them to pray and read the Bible, bring your two Parrots over to my home and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Jobe." She brings them over the next day and as soon as she walks in she sees Francis and Jobe in their cage praying. Impressed she walks over and lets her two Parrots into the cage. There's a stunned silence and the Woman and the Priest decided to leave the Parrots to be. Five minutes passes quickly and still the Woman and Priest are sitting in the living room waiting, Francis and Jobe are going on with their ordinary tasks. About Ten Minutes after that the Female Parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're Prostitutes do you want to have some fun?" Francis and Jobe look at each other stunned and all of the sudden Jobe calls out, "FRANCIS PUT THE DARNED BOOK AWAY OUR PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED!"