Black Jokes Humor : Five Reasons Computers Are Female

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  1. Keita Kenyatta

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    Five Reasons Computers Are Female

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    4. The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
    5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
     
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    without a doubt , ya sho nuff right !.........lol
     
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    now how did i miss this.....on point Keita
     
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    computers are like men...

    reasons to believe computers are male:
    # They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

    # A better model is always just around the corner.

    # They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

    # It is always necessary to have a backup.

    # They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

    # The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

    # in order to get their attention you have to turn them on
     
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    :welldone: Touche! :bullseye:

     
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