Black Jokes Humor : first day of your life ?

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  1. Keita Kenyatta

    Keita Kenyatta going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    I met a brother who was passing out bible books. He was kind enough to give me one and replied as I walked away; "remember brother, today is the first day of your life". Upon hearing that, I turned to the brother and told him; "No, today isn't the first day of my life". He said : "sure it is, and it's the first day of my life too". I said; my brother, if today is the first day of your life, God help your mother...is she still in the hospital ?"
     
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    well ya know big babies come!!!! whewwwwww! lol
     
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    don't lose your day job.
     
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    Now THAT is funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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