Black Jokes Humor : Fatal Flaw

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Three couples found themselves at the pearly gates together. St. Peter called the first man

    Peter: You've lived a pretty decent life but it shows here you loved money so much you refused to marry until you found a woman named Penny. I'm sorry I can't let you in Heaven with a vice like that.

    The man and his wife saunter off and Peter calls the second husband.

    Peter: You have a very impressive record that would be perfect except for one fault. You loved drink so mucch you refused to get mariied until you found a woman named Sherry. That's a fatal flaw we can't allow in here.

    As the man and his wife slink away the third man turns to his wife and says

    Man: Come on, Fanny. Let's go.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..............twist of luck
     
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    Do you think I might not get in because I loved Africa soo much I didn't get married until I dated an African woman?
     
  4. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    :lol:
    And what about people who never marry. Guess they don't love anything so they walk right in.

    And me, I married a man named McNutt. Does that mean I love fast food?
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Either that or you love "Nuts"....which will definately disqualify you!
     
  6. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    goober goober
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Well at least he dropped the Y
     
  7. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Pan,
    Fear not, for we african women are the original...you'll get in, hands down
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    No River, what it means is, that you're outa here too, no second thoughts:lol:
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    rofl

    Nice 1 Sister river:lol:
     
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