Black Jokes Humor : Fast

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    zap)))))))))))) 167 in 1.6 seconds ....she got what she ask for ! lol
    lmao on this one
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ouch!! I guess you have to be careful what you ask for...lol.
     
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    He was playing with "ice cubes" that day ...whew
     
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