Black Jokes Humor : Farmer's Mother-in-law

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in- law in the head, killing her instantly.
    At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper some- thing to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply.
    Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
     
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    Ledda Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ha HA Ha Ha!!!!!!
     
  3. MieNYu

    MieNYu Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hahaha -- that was good
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    this was funny a good one .....lol
     
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