Black Jokes Humor : Expensive Lingerie

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  1. Destee

    Destee destee.com STAFF

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    A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

    He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral on Monday
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now that was funny ...hahaha
    so much for ironing. I liked this one.
     
  3. $$RICH$$

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    lol..........that's why i stay out them kinda stores
    this was wrinkle free
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: That is so wrong! hahahahahaha! :D
     
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    I know this is wrong, but do you still think she returned the lingerie and kept the $500 refund? LOL...Couldn't help myself...
     
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    naw she kept it for the new man u know destee this one was
    too much make a brutha be real careful ..............lmbo
     
  7. Chaclit1

    Chaclit1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ahhh ****, my stomach hurts......that was hilarious.


    oops! i'm sorry:
    A moment of silence for the clueless and obviously tactless soul :angel1:



    and now back to our regularly scheduled laughter :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Made me giggle out loud.. too funny ! :laugh:
     
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    :haha: That's funny
     
  10. ashley87

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    :haha: :laugh: lol ...........it's so hilarious
     
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