Black Jokes Humor : EMOTIONAL NEEDS

soulosophy

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am
and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
unnamed department store. I walked around with
her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit.

We went onto the jewellery department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for
a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled “WHAT?'

I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy you?'


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight...but at
least she knows I'm smarter than her.
 
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am
and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
unnamed department store. I walked around with
her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit.

We went onto the jewellery department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for
a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled “WHAT?'

I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy you?'


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight...but at
least she knows I'm smarter than her.

LMAO!!!

That was Niiiiccccceeeee!!

Thanks for Sharing this SiS Soul:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:


M.E.
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