- Oct 21, 2006
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am
and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
unnamed department store. I walked around with
her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit.
We went onto the jewellery department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for
a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled “WHAT?'
I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight...but at
least she knows I'm smarter than her.
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am
and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
unnamed department store. I walked around with
her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit.
We went onto the jewellery department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for
a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled “WHAT?'
I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight...but at
least she knows I'm smarter than her.