Black Jokes Humor : EMOTIONAL NEEDS

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  1. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
    getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
    heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel
    like it, I just want you to hold me.'

    I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
    planet dreads to hear...

    'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
    as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
    needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look
    by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am
    and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
    night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of
    work to spend time with her. We went out to a
    nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
    unnamed department store. I walked around with
    her while she tried on several different very
    expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
    to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
    clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
    outfit.

    We went onto the jewellery department where she
    picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

    Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
    have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
    I started to think she was testing me because she
    asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
    know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for
    a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
    all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
    anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
    all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
    'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
    dropped with a baffled “WHAT?'

    I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this
    stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
    my financial needs as a man enough for me to
    satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just
    when she had this look like she was going to kill
    me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who
    I am and not for the things I buy you?'


    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight...but at
    least she knows I'm smarter than her.
     
  2. truetothecause

    truetothecause Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMAO!!!

    That was Niiiiccccceeeee!!

    Thanks for Sharing this SiS Soul:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:


    M.E.
    :hearts2:
     
  3. Nasheed

    Nasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was off the chain, hahahahaha. Imma have to use that one
    :SuN011:
     
  4. LovesDestiny

    LovesDestiny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    THAT was toooooooooo funny! Good for him is what I say!!!!

    :great:
     
  5. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    well said. LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahaahahaaa now that was funny
     
  7. MasterDJ

    MasterDJ Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh man...I can't stop laughing! Now that is some good stuff! Thats the best story line joke I have heard in a long time!
     
  8. naija-man

    naija-man Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whoa!....that was funny!!
    hahhaaahahahaahaa...for real.
    score1 for the guyz.
     
  9. sweet apple*pie

    sweet apple*pie Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    HA HA HA HA! Good One

    I know she felt [email protected]!!!! :em2100:
     
  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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