Black Jokes Humor : element research results

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ELEMENT: WOMAN
    SYMBOL: WO
    DISCOVERER: ADAM
    ATOMIC MASS:
    Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
    OCCURRENCE:
    Copious quantities in all urban areas.

    physical properties:

    1. surface normally covered w a painted film.
    2. boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
    3. melts f given special treatment.
    4. bitter f incorrectly used.
    5. found n various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
    6. yields pressure applied at correct points.

    chemical properties:

    1. has gr8 affinity 2 gold, silver & a range of precious stones.
    2. absorbs gr8 quantities of xpensive substances.
    3. may xplode spontaneously w/o prior warning & 4 no apparent reason.
    4. nsoluble n liquids, but activity gr8ly ncreases by saturation n alcohol.
    5. most powerful money reducing agent known 2 man.

    common uses:

    1. highly ornamental.
    2. can b a gr8 aid n relaxation.
    3. very effective cleaning agent.

    tests:

    1. pure specimen turns acorn brown when discovered n the natural state.
    2. turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

    hazards:

    1. hi ly dangerous xcept n xperienced hands.
    2. illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b
    maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come
    n2 contact w each other.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    u bust my side wit this one LOL
     
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    This was so funny!
     
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