ELEMENT: WOMAN SYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg. OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas. physical properties: 1. surface normally covered w a painted film. 2. boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason. 3. melts f given special treatment. 4. bitter f incorrectly used. 5. found n various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. yields pressure applied at correct points. chemical properties: 1. has gr8 affinity 2 gold, silver & a range of precious stones. 2. absorbs gr8 quantities of xpensive substances. 3. may xplode spontaneously w/o prior warning & 4 no apparent reason. 4. nsoluble n liquids, but activity gr8ly ncreases by saturation n alcohol. 5. most powerful money reducing agent known 2 man. common uses: 1. highly ornamental. 2. can b a gr8 aid n relaxation. 3. very effective cleaning agent. tests: 1. pure specimen turns acorn brown when discovered n the natural state. 2. turns green when placed beside a better specimen. hazards: 1. hi ly dangerous xcept n xperienced hands. 2. illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come n2 contact w each other.