Black Jokes Humor : Eggcellent

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    4 reasons why u wouldnt want to an egg :
    -----1. you only get hard once
    -----2. you only get ate once
    -----3. you only get laid once
    -----4. the only person who sits on your face is your mother
     
  2. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    u nassyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....but I like it. :D

    This joke was tooooooooooooo much. hahahahahaahahhaaaaa


    Welcome to the Destee.com family, Sister Tude. :grouphug:

    :thanks: for sharing

    :toast:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    welcome wit da eggie
    this was funky deep funny
    lol
     
  4. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was a good one. :spinn:
     
  5. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Funny

    Eggsactly.......heheheheheheheheheheeee
     
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    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    okay, i know i souldnt have read this but this was halirious, the title threw me for a loop,
    lmaolololooloololololoooolololol,
    much love,
    -story
     
  7. Akilah

    Akilah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    TOO much ....

    Oooh.. no u didn't !!!!
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
    Gurllllllll...


    Much peace,
    Akilah :spinstar:
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    OK, this was a little on the "blue" side, but it sure was funny...Teehee....