Black Jokes Humor : ebonics

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    the 10 commandments - ebonics style

    I. i'm god. don't play me.
    ( am the lord thy god, thou shalt not have any other
    gods before me)

    II. don't be makin no ef'd up hood ornaments and charms that
    looks like me
    (thou shalt not have any graven images)

    III. don't be callin' me for no reason & sh_t
    (thou shalt not use the name of the lord thy god in
    vain)

    IV. y'all betta b n church
    (remember the sabbath and keep it holy)

    V. don't dis or cuss out yo momma....& f u don't know who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither.
    (honor thy father and mother)

    VI. don't be goin' on no drive bys wit no trifflin *** punks
    (thou shalt not kill)

    VII. stick to ya own Boo
    (thou shalt not commit adultery)

    VIII. don't be borrowing stuff & then tryin ta claim it.
    (thou shalt not steal)

    IX. don't b snitchin' on the otha' man to save ur behind (thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
    neighbor)

    X. don't b eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's woman, or
    nuffin.
    (thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife)
     
  2. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

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    you ain't right

    haha :)

    nice

    pd
     
  3. Azula

    Azula Active Member MEMBER

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    ebonia diction

    :toast: I feel u on that it's about time somebody put some black in the word:) I wish I thought of it.
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oh goodness

    lol...smh
    yall wild :peace:
     
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    oooooh, You wrong for that...lol...
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahaha!
    dis was off da hook
     
  7. LYriCaL-pAsSioN

    LYriCaL-pAsSioN Member MEMBER

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    LMAO!!!!ahahahah dis was bomb diggity yo! lolzZ! haha luv'd it! :jumping:
    -LYriCaL-pAsSioN
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Real funny. Now, watch out for that bolt of lightning...
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hold on Alkebulan, you forgot commandment 'no. 11...
    "11th Commandment: Us'es should always practice what we's preach." :deal:
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    ps...don't :nono: lose your day job either !!
     
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