Black Jokes Humor : DUTIES OF A WIFE

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  1. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

    The 2nd man had married a White woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The 3rd man married a Black woman. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, laundry, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper. :SuN017:


    :SuN049::laugh::SuN015::laugh::laugh:
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now that's black-acha husband :sick: :lol:
     
  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    I'll be teeheeheeing for a couple days and on the 3rd day I will lmao
     
  4. Nasheed

    Nasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Lol

    You cant expect whtas greater than u to bow down. LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.........well what more to see
     
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    Emerald_Queen Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL...I love comedy, jokes what have you! Thanks!
     
  7. tay_tay225

    tay_tay225 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :qqb011: Lol nice joke. This is good. I'll have to tell it to my friend because he loves stuff like this.

    I just hope this isn't one that a lot of people know already.
     
  8. middleTrat

    middleTrat Banned MEMBER

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    Wow, hahahahahaa
     
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