Black Jokes Humor : Drought in Texas

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  1. river

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    It's so dry in Texas:

    The Baptists started baptizing people by sprinkling. The Methodists are using wet wipes. The Presbyterians are giving people rain checks and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
     
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    Bear Remover........


    A man in rural Wyoming wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
    So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough,
    there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers."


    He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
    minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
    He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun,

    and a mean old pit bull.


    "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks...



    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
    up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When
    the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his
    testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to
    put him in the cage in the back of the van."


    He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.


    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

    :lol:
     
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