Black Jokes Humor : DRIVING

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
    see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
    intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
    The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
    it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few
    more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
    Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
    almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
    she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection,
    sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned
    to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran
    through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
    Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now you know you're wrong for that...but I must admit, this had me rolling. Hope she remembers how to stop that new fangled motor car. LOL thanks for the laugh.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    busting at the side hahahahahahaha!!!!
    too funny
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I bet they were driving slow too!
     
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    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks for sharing.
     
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