Black Jokes Humor : Driving Blonde

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  1. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hopefully no one posted this "joke" yet.


    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
    little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
    was also a blonde.

    The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's
    license. She dug through her handbag and was getting progressively more
    agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied "It's square and it has
    your picture on it". The driver finally found a square mirror, looked
    at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is", she said.

    The blonde policewoman looked at the mirror, then
    handed it back and said, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you
    were a cop".
     
  2. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dumb Luck

    I had a good laugh, thanks!
     
  3. Nisa

    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Like omg... :lol:
     
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    this was a good one very funny !
     
  5. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I laughed until I cried when I read this one :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    heeheehee hoohoohoo hahaha
     
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