When you came past my office,
I could see you were in such pain.
So, I said sit down in my dental chair
kick back and just listen as I explain.
Ain't nothing wrong with you,
that this dentist cannot cure.
Just ask around the neighborhood,
if you're feeling insecure.
I checked her over and told her,
I can fix it if you're willing.
She said what's wrong with me doctor?
I said your cavity just needs filling.
They call me Dr. Feelinbetter,
because I'm a D.D.S physician.
Now y'all excuse for just a moment,
while I get this chair into position.
I said now open real wide,
I hope you don't feel no pain,
'cause when I start in to drilling
you won't need no novacaine
I drilled until it was wide open
and I asked you if you felt any pain
because if your cavity isn't filled
I just might need to drill again.
Just then my nurse came in and
said you've got patients in the lobby,
so I said if that cavity should slip out
come back-drilling is my favorite hobby.
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I could see you were in such pain.
So, I said sit down in my dental chair
kick back and just listen as I explain.
Ain't nothing wrong with you,
that this dentist cannot cure.
Just ask around the neighborhood,
if you're feeling insecure.
I checked her over and told her,
I can fix it if you're willing.
She said what's wrong with me doctor?
I said your cavity just needs filling.
They call me Dr. Feelinbetter,
because I'm a D.D.S physician.
Now y'all excuse for just a moment,
while I get this chair into position.
I said now open real wide,
I hope you don't feel no pain,
'cause when I start in to drilling
you won't need no novacaine
I drilled until it was wide open
and I asked you if you felt any pain
because if your cavity isn't filled
I just might need to drill again.
Just then my nurse came in and
said you've got patients in the lobby,
so I said if that cavity should slip out
come back-drilling is my favorite hobby.
Check out Amun-Ra's new column "Fight the Power" at http://destee.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=1048