Black Poetry : Dr. U B Feelinbetta (Fun repost)

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  1. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    When you came past my office,
    I could see you were in such pain.
    So, I said sit down in my dental chair
    kick back and just listen as I explain.

    Ain't nothing wrong with you,
    that this dentist cannot cure.
    Just ask around the neighborhood,
    if you're feeling insecure.

    I checked her over and told her,
    I can fix it if you're willing.
    She said what's wrong with me doctor?
    I said your cavity just needs filling.

    They call me Dr. Feelinbetter,
    because I'm a D.D.S physician.
    Now y'all excuse for just a moment,
    while I get this chair into position.

    I said now open real wide,
    I hope you don't feel no pain,
    'cause when I start in to drilling
    you won't need no novacaine

    I drilled until it was wide open
    and I asked you if you felt any pain
    because if your cavity isn't filled
    I just might need to drill again.

    Just then my nurse came in and
    said you've got patients in the lobby,
    so I said if that cavity should slip out
    come back-drilling is my favorite hobby.


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  2. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    In further back

    Dr. Longjohn was a "Baby" Washington hit 40 years ago. Now that's longevity for Dr.Longjohn.

    Amun-Ra
     
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    Whoa captain! slow the ship down! I see icebergs melting, oh it's just that lady in your dental chair.

    bro, this was crazy. Dr.Feelinbetter? that's a name for the ages.

    keep scribin' bro...yo' skillz are waited on.

    one love,blak
     
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    I'm Feelin Better!

    Hey,I'm cured!,It's a miracle!
    Desert Storm
     
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    Where did you say that office was?? :)

    You know this Joint is 'JUKE' Right??!!

    **** u got skillz!!

    *drill*
     
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    Drilling when the pain is killing

    just needs a little filling, if you're willing and I won't be billing--just doing a little thrilling--until the next time.

    Ra

    :spinstar: :spinstar: :spinstar:
     
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    tru dat u did it to the max
    melting cold wax ............
     
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    Now er uh, what kind of dentist is this? Oh...Never mind.... Witty drop.
     
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