Black Poetry : Dookie Tooth

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  1. flo-real

    flo-real Active Member MEMBER

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    Yes you are fine as wine
    and stay decked out all the time
    from the top of your head to the sole of your feet
    but there is a problem baby....
    there is something in your teeth
    that I can smell through your cheeks
    and that bothers me
    I can't figure it out, but it's worse than a cavity
    wait.....I got it! it's something embedded in the roots.....
    It's a Dookie Tooth!

    The thing I don't understand is how all of your so-called friends
    titled you the man
    but behind your back saying
    Tyrone walk around thinkin he da truth!
    but...did you smell dat *****'s Dookie Tooth?

    So what you walk in da spot
    panties get hot...mouth's drop
    shows stop,
    but when you talk...smells like you been suckin on dookie pops

    Now don't get wrong
    I'm not talkin bout breath from the early morn
    or breath from smoking cigs or weed all day long,
    cause once you pop an altoid that smell is gone,

    But the kind you gotta stop and ask did you poot? ... and then suddenly remember naaww..that's the Dookie Tooth

    And why do all of your sentences have to start with the letter "H" "Hey" "How are you" "How was your day" and I wanna say I'd be fine if you stop breathing my way!

    Tellin folks "I don't know why she hatin
    cause if I give her some I got her"
    you may get me but you won't keep me
    cause yo breath! smells like hot dog water.

    See out kast was wrong for not tellin you that their song was really dedicated to you...
    cause yo breath smells like (singing) Boo Boowooohh!!

    So ladies if you get nausious cause he came behind your ear and whispered "Hey Boo call 911 cause you been attacked by the dookie tooth!
     
  2. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    rofl

    rofl
    roflGoodness...this is what I'm talkin bout....
    Man this was funny..and good!!!!!!
    lol
    lol
    I love dis
    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
    :jumping: :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:
    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

    :heart:
    Nita
     
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    How funny was that !!!
    My goodness!!
    :spin:
     
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    :jawdrop: LMAO! Ok Ok Ok... let me get myself together....LOL
    CDFU................... see i cant even type over here.... This was mad funny...... whoa, Ok Ok Ok im cool..LOL
    :bomb: 4 real
     
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    Oh lawd, that was funny as hell. :thanks: for the laugh, girl, and welcome! Nice to have a commedienne in da house. :spin:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    u sho nuff know how to crack my
    funny bone .....like whoaaaaaaa!!!
     
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    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol:
    this was funny
    likes this one
    welcome to destee.com
    :lol:
     
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    I think you'll have everyone laughing with this one. Guess he hasn't seen the dentist in a while? LOL LOL...Welcome to destee!!!!
     
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    lol

    Bringin this one back to the top......lol

    Gotta give it some more love :heart:
     
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    deepy going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    not only did you make me smile...
    you made me think too! -( I know a few of those)
    nice..tight flow...
    thanks..
     
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